Wendy Qualls

@wendyqualls

Writer, mother, geek. Also got called a smut wizard once. Repped by Moe Ferrara (). Find me at or AO3 as wendymarlowe.

Rocket City USA
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Joined December 2007
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    Jul 1

    Meet Elliot. He's a Canadian Forrest Pup. Unusual number of antlers for a dog. Sneaky tongue slip to celebrate . 12/10 would pet

    143 replies 4,973 retweets 21,341 likes
  2. 5 hours ago

    Related: the more engrossed I am in what I'm writing, the worse my hand-to-mouth coordination is. Apparently.

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  3. 5 hours ago

    I'm like a squirrel saving nuts for winter except it's fruit snacks and HobNobs crumbs and Chex Mix.

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  4. 5 hours ago

    Wearing a lower-cut tank top and I just realized you can tell everything I've snacked on today b/c of the crumbs stuck in my bra

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    6 hours ago

    On July 4, America launches fireworks JUNE 6: 🎆 I said July 4 JUNE 21: 🎇🎆🎇 I said JULY 4 JULY 2: 🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆🎇 WHAT PART OF JULY 4 DO YOU NOT GET

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    Jul 1

    When you're done with men

    47 replies 1,513 retweets 4,569 likes
  7. Retweeted
    9 hours ago

    *grabs popcorn*

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    11 hours ago

    Fireworks safety tip: blow your fingers off this year, before the AHCA passes.

    148 replies 2,763 retweets 9,490 likes
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    13 hours ago

    To explain Star Trek emergencies to a modern audience, saying "Divert power from life support" is like saying "Divert power, even from wifi"

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    May 27

    To be scientifically literate is to empower yourself to know when someone else is full of shit.

    1,957 replies 84,991 retweets 176,365 likes
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    Jul 1

    Look, a Sex Tape.

    19 replies 642 retweets 1,801 likes
  12. 13 hours ago

    Loud bang coming from downstairs --> turns out the puppy attempted a rock-n-roll slide under the kitchen chair (sideways) and got stuck :-\

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    Jul 1

    Online trolls tend to be psychopathic males, with high levels of sadism, low affective and high cognitive empathy.

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    Jun 30

    When the CEO responds to your out of the office email about taking sick leave for mental health and reaffirms your decision. 💯

    168 replies 7,106 retweets 26,234 likes
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    Jun 30

    Still don't believe in evolution?

    1,332 replies 132,109 retweets 311,271 likes
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    Jul 1

    REASONS TO WANT TO BE A PUBLISHED AUTHOR: • see own book in store • share stories • career • get to eat a cake that looks like my book cover

    7 replies 131 retweets 525 likes
  17. Jul 1

    It's official - I'll be on both the BritTrack's fanfiction panel and on their Sherlock panel at DragonCon this year! I'm a (kinda) expert :D

    4 replies 17 likes
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    Jul 1

    Please, please let this go viral! The redacted organization needs to understand what their words *really* mean. Good job !

    My friend in SC got a sexist letter from a "Christian" sports org re: her athlete daughter. I fixed it for her.
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    Jun 30

    *knock* Who’s... *knock* Who’s... *knock knock* Who’s there? *knock knock knock* Who... *knock knock knock knock knock* Piss off, Fibonacci!

    11 replies 167 retweets 384 likes
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    Jul 1

    25 Words That Are Their Own Opposites —

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