Wendi Ninja Murdoch

If @CharlesPulliam lived anywhere other than his parents' basement, would he worry about such stupid crap on Twitter? Probably not.

If @WendiMurdoch were a white woman. Would we refer to her as a ninja? Probably not. #racistfacts

Life handed out the ultimate #judochop last night. RIP Amy Winehouse.

My new Lifetime program is set to debut next week. #ProjectSlappy

Why is everyone so jumpy?

I need a board. #judochop

Funny --> @wendimurdoch Not funny--> @Jonnie_Marbles Original idea --> @WendiMurdoch Poor imitator ---> @jonnie_marbles

POT--> @WendiMurdoch Kettle-->@jonnie_marbles For the record

FAKE ---> @jonnie_marbles REAL DEAL---> @JonnieMarbles For the record.

Remember when @JonnieMarbles tried to feed Rupy a piece of pie so I fed him a piece of my fist? #judochop #goodtimes

@HeatherPark next time, you need to go all @wendimurdoch on that ish.

@Jonnie_Marbles And then doing a poor imitation of an already unfunny guy @JonnieMarbles

For my next trick, I'll be smacking someone in the face with a pie made of hacked cell phones. Watch out @wendimurdoch

@TilaSKANKila You should change "truth" to "I'm" & then read my feed before asking questions which have already been answered.

@WendiMurdoch: I wonder what u make of the accusation that ur nothing but a gold digging, opportunistic, ruthless, 2 marriage wrecking WHORE

You're pretty tiny for a punching bag. @JonnieMarbles

@WendiMurdoch the rage in your eyes was more fearsome than your punches. Kudos, though, you clearly adore him :)

@WendiMurdoch > @kimboslice