Nah. It wasn’t me. It was the bird.
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My wife does this at "every good joke."
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My dogs do that too
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Same, birb, same.
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NO ONE TELL MY KIDS ABOUT THIS.
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This is also how I pick up women at the bar
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@Rubberbandits sounds like something you could incorporate in to a story!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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How, does an ornithologist discover this? Are there researchers combing the world watching to see if birds fart for any particular reason? I also think we should all be grateful that this thrush is not the size of an ostrich. If so we all might be aware of its talent.
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