How long do I microwave these turtles before I can teach them karate?
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depends on their size,your microwaves wattage, and of course your elevation
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First of all, it was ninjutsu, and secondly, about 35 seconds should do the trick.
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“: How long do I microwave these turtles before I can teach them karate?” @Swede_of_Sound this is the greatest tweet ever.
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“: How long do I microwave these turtles before I can teach them karate?”
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“: How long do I microwave these turtles before I can teach them karate?”
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