Sandwich Samurai

@weightlessjone1

Neither a sandwich, nor a samurai. Ask me about Dark Souls lore.

Bradford, England
Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2018.

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    22. sij
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  2. Same energy. The sky and the cosmos are one.

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    I downloaded and played Raid: Shadow Legends a few days ago and gave it a try. I thought "Hey, if this many people are promoting it maybe it might not actually be awful, surely some of them have a bar of quality for shilling." No. No they do not. It's fucking ass.

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    You cannot pet the dog in Resident Evil (1996)

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    Dear — i am all for making money... But the unmitigated GALL to charge 57 dollars in fees on a 59 dollar ticket is unfucking paralleled... 238 dollar face value tickets should not cost 473 dollars WHEN THEY ARENT BEING PURCHASED FROM A FUCKING SCALPER

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    someone has jerked off to this video i can feel it

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    A Luigi's Mansion 3 developer shares an unexpectedly deep explanation about why there are no skill trees or major upgrade systems in the game

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    Therapist: The Urbz: Sims in the City Special Edition Free Black Eyed Peas Music Download See Back For Details isn’t real. It can’t hurt you. The Urbz: Sims in the City Special Edition Free Black Eyed Peas Music Download See Back For Details:

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    I'm running a game of The Sims 4 in which Ellen Ripley has somehow ended up sharing a flat with a xenomorph.

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    At last: You can finally control whether previews autoplay while you’re browsing on Netflix:

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    Hollywood Legend Kirk Douglas Dead In Apparent Age Overdose

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    29. sij

    my entire kingdom for a way to turn off the autoplay while browsing Netflix

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    6. velj

    [guy in his 30’s still wearing flat bill hat] so basically like a vibe check? [doctor explaining the bloodwork she wants him to get] yes but for cholesterol

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    [inventing horses] God: you can run fast Horse: nice God: a little human will sit on you and hit you with a stick Horse: uh God: he gets the trophy and cash if you win Horse: dude what God: if you break a leg you get shot Horse: yo wtf God: you got a 4 foot dick Horse: ok I’m in

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    I noticed I can relate to a lot of the things my friends with children say if I replace “kids” with “grudges”. “My grudges kept me up last night” “They drive me nuts but I don’t know what I’d do without my grudges” “Some days I just want to give up but my grudges keep me going”

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    Might fuck around and play Dead Space 3 for no good reason whatsoever

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    I sometimes see tweets about me and Bayonetta. Look at this figure sheet. Unfortunately, She and I have little in common. I also use torture attacks, but torture attacks consume physical strength and are rare to use. I was an environment concept art designer in the game.

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    Natalie Wood already trending above Kirk Douglas. Sometimes, I love Twitter. (Rest in peace, Ms Wood.)

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    For the record I am no longer afraid of the regular werewolves or the wet slimy inside-out werewolves, however: the emaciated fire-breathing werewolves with sideways mouths who barf tapeworms when they die are still kicking my ass. Bloodborne is truly jam-packed with nightmares.

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    We were this close to seeing Henry Cavill fully recreate the iconic bathtub scene. Dammit bathtub!! 😩

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