If ever you find yourself thinking "wow, Mason's kind of fucked up," please know that my mom had a pet squirrel who she referred to as her "good child," and her actual human children had to attend the birthday parties she threw for it
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Replying to @webdevMason
Did you microwave that squirrel ? It seems like the next logical step in the narrative.
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Replying to @TheAyenem @webdevMason
She says it died of a brain tumor. I think we can all draw our own conclusions there.
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Replying to @gwern @TheAyenem
Hey, I've yet to kill for interpersonal advancement
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