If ever you find yourself thinking "wow, Mason's kind of fucked up," please know that my mom had a pet squirrel who she referred to as her "good child," and her actual human children had to attend the birthday parties she threw for it
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Fuck, I should've put that on my college admissions essays
9:18 PM - 2 May 2018
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