Fuck, I should've put that on my college admissions essays
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If ever you find yourself thinking "wow, Mason's kind of fucked up," please know that my mom had a pet squirrel who she referred to as her "good child," and her actual human children had to attend the birthday parties she threw for it
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That does sound kinda nuts.
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This is no time for a pun, you monster
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Was it taxidermied?
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He passed from a brain tumor when I was in college and was cremated.
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@tylercowen would say the Straussian reading of this is of course about genes and not upbringing.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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You turned out much more normal than I'd have predicted, given that information.
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something something fat Talebian tails
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