My personal win condition is getting someone to buy me more than $100 worth of cocktail shrimp
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My Rosewood cougar night dream team:
@patrickc = pretending to be an oil tycoon
@sknthla = high-up diplomat gunning for a shady real estate deal
@devonzuegel = “I’m a student,” you play sandbox mode
@juliagalef = goal: get someone to offer cash in escrow for a white tiger
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Film it.
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You should come too! You can help me fashion a ginger handlebar moustache for Patrick
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Aaaaand sold
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I'm in, assuming I get to sic the tiger on anyone who tries to approach me with a pitch
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Well, obviously there's actually no tiger. Tragically I do not have the connections to acquire a tiger on loan for you. But if someone pitches you, the winning move is definitely to interrupt frequently with non sequiturs about the extreme joy your tiger gets out of rending flesh
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