"Staring is so pedestrian. This is gazing."
I have some frankly brilliant ideas for the next Silicon Valley trend: > Yoga pants, but now dudes are wearing them > Genetically modified axolotls as status symbols > Parties where people just sit and make intense, silent eye contact with each other until a champion is chosen
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They've already backed those startups. You're thinking of having backup organs installed- you'd be crazy not to have three kidneys - in different colors.
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+1 for vanity kidneys
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Already doing that first one
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Lesson of the year, yep
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I feel like we did the last one at every EA global (still haunted by some of those ice breaker games)
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Male yoga pants is something I think a lot of men actually want because the advantage in terms of advertising is huge and creates jealousy
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Dudes are practically wearing yoga pants these days with the painted on skinny jeans fad.
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