I don't know who's buying this stuff, but I desperately hope it's some rich weirdo in San Francisco so this can be the next shitty NYT trend piece Look at these successful freaks with their raw water, corporate orgies, status chickens and CAMEL MILK.
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If their tracking systems are any good at correlating identity, you just ensured they will not stop :)
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Not to be that guy who ruins the joke, but if you actually don’t want to see these anymore, there’s a dropdown…pic.twitter.com/gQvliVJNrm
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Black markets for having your purchases not bubble thru your profiles
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Watched Pirates of the Caribbean trailer once... I now get Captain Morgan ads
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