Me: this is it, today is the day, truly I shall live my best life ...in 2 hours: *has cleaned 1 drawer & spent $196 registering domains* ...by mid-afternoon: well I'm in too deep now ...by evening: *has all known possessions in floor piles, dogs are scared* ...by nightfall: HALP
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I blame Marie Kondo.
A day with her method is like a bad mushroom trip. By the end, you’ve thrown out all of your socks and have very complicated feelings about the color orange & the very concept of joy
