Gotta show dominance from the get-go Show up in a zebra onesie & hit the squat rack
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Like spiders, hot girls in yoga pants at the gym are more afraid of you than you are of them I say this only partially in jest
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All advice has limitations Like no, that brown recluse does NOT give a fuck, get away from it now Likewise with Trish from 24-Hour Fitness, she is not afraid of you and she is gunning hard for your stairclimber
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Oh snap, you just triggered me. But in the best possible way. Yoga pants FTW!
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