I don't mean to brag, but I've never had to pay for semen *before.* And we're talking like $900/splooge from Big Gamete. This isn't right. This is America! Anonymous gizz is practically flowing in the streets!
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So this will be the most millennial thing I ever tweet, but like would it be *100%* inappropriate to solicit a sperm donor via Twitter
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After rent, semen may well soon be my highest monthly expense I'm just not entirely ready to accept this
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Inappropriate, maybe, but definitely assortative
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Not inappropriate, but if you have certain requirements of the donor, how will you check that they are met?
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A series of trials testing the very limits of the human body and mind And probably some blood tests and stuff
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Young lady, that is the saddist Valentine's day post ever. I have such hope for your generation ....
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