The lie I have repeated most over the years is "it's for my niece's birthday." I am buying children's toys at the grocery store for myself.
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I don't think I've ever given my nieces *anything* for their birthdays and at this point they probably deserve royalties
2:58 PM - 8 Oct 2017
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