Me: *approaches friend* Me: *playfully scratches friend with all 10 fingernails* Me: If I get murdered today, you're fucked
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If he gets murdered, you're equally fucked
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Who do I summon to make this be a "cards against rationality" card?
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Jim Babcock but I don't know how to @ him
End of conversation
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