If you ever want to know what it's like to be responsible for a heroin addict, but within a controllable microcism, give your dog chicken mcnuggets on a regular basis
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My dogs can smell the golden arches a mile off. Road trips are impossible with these fluffy little junkies
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I just thank god neither of them have sprouted opposable thumbs or mastered the English language on their limited canine vocal cords, because they absolutely would sell my kidneys for chicken nuggets
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