If you ever want to know what it's like to be responsible for a heroin addict, but within a controllable microcism, give your dog chicken mcnuggets on a regular basis
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My dogs can smell the golden arches a mile off. Road trips are impossible with these fluffy little junkies
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I just thank god neither of them have sprouted opposable thumbs or mastered the English language on their limited canine vocal cords, because they absolutely would sell my kidneys for chicken nuggets
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this suggests that you yourself eat chicken mcnuggets on a regular basis, or am I misinterpreting?
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I do
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The pusher is always the real criminal.
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My Bassetthound can spot the brown bag through the front window before I get to the door. Ever seen a Bassetthound dance?
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