My dogs can smell the golden arches a mile off. Road trips are impossible with these fluffy little junkies
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If you ever want to know what it's like to be responsible for a heroin addict, but within a controllable microcism, give your dog chicken mcnuggets on a regular basis
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I just thank god neither of them have sprouted opposable thumbs or mastered the English language on their limited canine vocal cords, because they absolutely would sell my kidneys for chicken nuggets
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Or just have rabbits and eat a banana in front of them. I barely survived last night.
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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
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Sounds like my cat when I eat fried chicken
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Have I missed pictures of your dogs?? Chicken is my dog’s favourite thing, and he’s a fussy eater. If I made it better somehow, he’d probably refuse to eat anything else ever again.
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We call it “(ice)cream and ‘nuggs Thursday”
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