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    1.  🎄 Defa-la-lalt Friend  🎄‏ @default_friend Aug 22
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       🎄 Defa-la-lalt Friend  🎄 Retweeted Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️

      Totally agreehttps://twitter.com/webdevMason/status/1297386625282924544 …

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      Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️ @webdevMason
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      It looked at sex as a concept and asked why its dick wasn't hard while trying not to laugh. It was nihilistic and sad and funny only in the way that nihilistic and sad thing kinda have to make you laugh
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    2. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason Aug 22
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      The really sad thing is that it was... pretty much the only thing a generation and a half had to go on? I think we shuffled smoothly into Fifty Shades just to fucking feel something

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    3.  🎄 Defa-la-lalt Friend  🎄‏ @default_friend Aug 22
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      Yeah— that definitely feels right. There’s very little mainstream media that explores sex in a nuanced or healthy or inclusive way. Rewatched The L Word & it was offensive to me

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    4. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason Aug 22
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      There's a real unmet demand for sex in film that isn't funny. That's actually hard to do, which is why so much porn is funny even when it accomplishes what it's there for. A guy hitting or choking a girl isn't funny, so it becomes a shortcut to "real" even when it's utterly fake

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    5. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason Aug 22
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      (Or so my theory goes.)

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    6. neauxrmal‏ @radicalgusto Aug 22
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      do you have more to say about this?

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    7. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason Aug 22
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      Well, hmm — it's really difficult to package a third-party "real sex" experience. I think @default_friend is right that it happens more often in lit than in film, possibly because readers sub in so much more of their own memory and imagination when they're consuming that way.

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      Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason Aug 22
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      I wonder to what extent you can develop a richer sexuality out of romantic lit if you haven't had any great sex so far. My intuition is that it's doable, if the text cues your imagination properly. But it's fascinating that that could even be possible.

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        2.  🎄 Defa-la-lalt Friend  🎄‏ @default_friend Aug 22
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          Understanding of sex abstractly maybe but I think it’s something you have to feel

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        3. neauxrmal‏ @radicalgusto Aug 22
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          fwiw, i agree completely and didn’t say it this clearly. you’ll have ideas to allow you to push boundaries but there is simply *nothing* like the first time any of this happens. from a kiss to whatever you’ve been doing in quarantine to keep sane.

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        1. neauxrmal‏ @radicalgusto Aug 22
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          im inclined to think you can learn what is possible beyond your own experience - particularly with sex since this is how so many start.

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