what people don't tell you when you're getting a puppy is that trimming their nails is a multi-day battle of rapport and wits
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I say "I love you" to my dog now and he flees at the very sound of my voice but it's fine
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I'm being a little bit hyperbolic; he still does circles on the bed pretending that he's just figuring out how to lay down until I move my knees into a little cove for him to nestle in
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The leg trap is one that works both ways - you think you're catching the puppy but in 45 mins you realise you're the one trapped.
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this relationship is full of twists & turns
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