Don't worry citizens - if the government really wants to get into your place, they'll just break the door down at 3 AM and shoot your dog.
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“Call 911 so we can dispatch a crisis therapist for the intruder and make sure they are signed up for Medicaid and SNAP.”
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SF never stops surprising in how disfunctional it gets!
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We were hearing of this scam last week in Brazil, hmm
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Good thing San Franciscans can easily arm themselves and take action if threatened
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Reminder that any time someone claiming to be from the government tries to talk to you, the response should be. 1. Show me your warrant And 2. I need a lawyer It is guaranteed that the state isn't trying to let a little pandemic stop them from taking your money or freedom!
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