Remember when Transformers 2 came out in 2009 and everybody kind of universally agreed (sometimes begrudgingly) that Megan Fox was, at least for a moment, the peak manifestation of human desirabilitypic.twitter.com/XgGg5f6nyu
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I have always beheld with cold reverence women who somehow dislocate at the hip and make their rib cage practice dark arts
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let's just say I tried to stretch my hamstrings for many years before deciding to finally cede to my fate as a cute shut-in breeding moths, this was not plan A
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