Greek tragedy: wailing, rending, feelings in your CHEST, whyyyyyy Chinese tragedy: this person died senselessly, hahaha, life sucks, the moral of the story is if you're as stupid as this guy, you too will die the end
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[Child falls and gets hurt] Western parent: oh no! are you okay? It’s okay. My baby
Asian parent: you see la! You see. Never listen. This is what will happen. Aiyoh. Next time break your head la better 
Mason parent: AHA I HAVE FOUND YOU AT YOUR MOMENT OF WEAKNESS, PREPARE FOR DEFEAT
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literally anything to start a nerf war
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Me: checks child in robot mode for life threatening injuries, then: nah, don't cry, we worked hard for those strong bones.
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