I am 90% certain my death is going to result from attempting to open wine by unconventional means that could reasonably be described as "feral, animalistic" during a period of medical anarchy
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we are truly the same person and I miss you so much
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All about the shoe method
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what devilry sir
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I need to know what this unconventional method is so I can file it away for when I need it.
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Earlier this week I looked up sabrage, but that is sober me talking. I did at least note that you want something with bubbles to clear any glass pieces.
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are you using a sword?
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