Apropos of nothing, my feet are FUBAR now. Just a mess of calluses from dancing barefoot + peeling bits from newly exuberant washing + cuts & minor bleeds sustained during home lockdown build projects. I will spare you all the photos
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This will go down as one of the greatest twitter threads of self-deprecating humour. You’re consistently setting unassailable benchmarks for the rest of us mere mortals.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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