I cannot do another zoom date, I just can't, I choose to die alone
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Married couples everywhere... do you think she would like my cousin? It's a disease, we can't escape it.
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Don’t take this as a DM slide because we both know that ain’t going anywhere, but... it is worth it to keep trying. I’m 38; I’ve been single for most of the last 15 years. I got a little too used to not looking, and stopped... and now there’s no real way back. A bad road.
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I recommend this It’s pretty awesome
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Then slide into her DMs!
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Probably not any more.
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This is how god made
@webdevmason into a lesbian sorry guys -
you were all marshmallow tested and now I'm into chicks
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Don't let anybody dictate the choicrs you make in life. Be in control of your emotions.
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Legit tempted to slide into DMs for the joke

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