I just had a dream where I won 3.2 million dollars in a long-shot bet, then accidentally sent it all to a horse rancher in Spain I'd never met because I was curious what the maximum venmo transfer amount was
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never in my life have I wasted so much precious dream airtime on hold with customer service, and even constrained only by the limits of pure imagination the hold music sounds like it was performed on a plastic recorder and produced in hell
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and yes, I am aware that launching twitter to complain about customer service response times occurring entirely within the bounds of my own restless mind is indicative of some degree of that thing the kids call "privilege"
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I will definitely steal that phrase. It fits nicely with the “amount of available brain cycles”. Can you specify the optimal use of “dream airtime” by subject?
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