Someone is speaking in tongues and shaking something outside my front door and I'm realizing now that living in a chapel at the center of a COVID-19 outbreak is less than ideal
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If you're new to Mason life updates, I *do* actually live in a chapel and this *did* actually just happen and I *am* actually not entirely sure how much this should factor in to my life choices in the coming days
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One thing you could do: Set up a PA system behind the door. Pitch down the audio and add reverb. Wait.
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really: if the voice of god tells you to wash your hands through an oaken door, you do it
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Not that it is any of my business but why do you live in a chapel?
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Take this event very very seriously. It is a signal from high above that you need to repent, give up twitter, abandon worldly desires and go out and mingle with the sinners and lead them towards the righteous path.
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Install welded rebar doors?
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The tongues and shaking rituals at least have the placebo effect on their side. If...only...we could combine positive beliefs with constructive behavior through creative engineering games...
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