Now you know how god feels.
I cooked a sausage too large for myself this morning, so I shared it with the dogs but now they're acting like such sycophants that I'm questioning our entire relationship
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That's why he's never nice to us anymore. We get so clingy afterwards.
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In their minds it’s sausage every morning forever now, and always has been.
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Haha... you’re so funny.
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Look at it this way: As members of a species genetically engineered for sycophancy, they probably find it hard to express genuine appreciation without looking like absolute toadies.
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The dogpill is bitter
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ditto catpill
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When dogs get a taste of the good stuff after being used to their food for so long they behave like desperate drug addicts
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