When dogs get a taste of the good stuff after being used to their food for so long they behave like desperate drug addicts
I cooked a sausage too large for myself this morning, so I shared it with the dogs but now they're acting like such sycophants that I'm questioning our entire relationship
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
The dogpill is bitter
-
ditto catpill
- Show replies
New conversation -
-
-
Now you know how god feels.
-
That's why he's never nice to us anymore. We get so clingy afterwards.
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
In their minds it’s sausage every morning forever now, and always has been.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Haha... you’re so funny.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Look at it this way: As members of a species genetically engineered for sycophancy, they probably find it hard to express genuine appreciation without looking like absolute toadies.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.