I feel this. An Indian friend of mine was telling me how monkeys would come into university classes and completely disrupt them. I think the constant element of surprise disruptive monkeys would net positive for me! When expressing this, IIRC he thought I was crazy 
I know I'm a bad person but I just desperately desperately want monkey reproduction rates to be my region's chief problemhttps://twitter.com/scomma/status/1238067700976369665 …
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Exponential growth, again?!! So if not virus, monkeys...what next? Is math our true enemy?!
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This is the tweet I needed to read right now. However, air did escape unintentionally during my LOL, so I'll blame you if there are any repercussions.
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