I know it's not fashionable but I love the Daily Mailpic.twitter.com/mPFOXhZcTQ
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@auderdy originally sent me this story but the publication mistranslated the banana to "unmarried" and it was too much for mepic.twitter.com/3IesAUuKK6
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I'm 31, I hear about an unmarried banana meeting its demise and I just lose itpic.twitter.com/lwTjzwr9bV
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press: the banana was unmarried, led an apparently isolated life, had an inexplicably large number of ducks in its home me: you deserved so much more, banana
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This is me every time I read about Pablo Escobar’s feral Colombian hippos
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One can only hope the lemurs on Richard Branson's island turn on literally everyone and everything
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this is my favorite favorite thing
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