I have never wanted to be a reporter so badly
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@auderdy originally sent me this story but the publication mistranslated the banana to "unmarried" and it was too much for mepic.twitter.com/3IesAUuKK6
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I'm 31, I hear about an unmarried banana meeting its demise and I just lose itpic.twitter.com/lwTjzwr9bV
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press: the banana was unmarried, led an apparently isolated life, had an inexplicably large number of ducks in its home me: you deserved so much more, banana
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Me too! Bf makes fun of me for it
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He should, probably, but with stories like this we're definitely on the right side of historypic.twitter.com/ZBs1u85Zpb
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Probably lots of them will end up starving to death, right?
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Sure hope not, but it doesn't look good for them for the next few months, certainly
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“juicy banana” ermm... clearly writer has never eaten banana.
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I very very much appreciate that this is the part of the story that concerns you
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