Wash your hands, have enough calories at home for a 2-4 week sickness, practice essential hygiene in public spaces, stop behaving generally like a douche 
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FWIW, this is what a 30k calorie supply looks like — 15 days or 30 days at half-ration. Not at all unreasonable for the modern pantry.pic.twitter.com/iDS8a9rDse
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do we need further evidence about tech journalism
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can i have some of your tech money to teach you how to recognize a joke
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In old enough to remember when tech journalists dumped on tech workers for being germaphobes, and not the other way around!
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Tfw understand jokes
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Very cheap to make your own with ethanol, distilled water and vegetable glycerine. I have a few liters of the stuff for the price of a couple price-gouged 100ml bottles.
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