me: internet, is it OK if I— google: do not kiss that duckling, you will get salmonella, jesus christ
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hmm suspicious how they use the same excuse to stop you from enjoying cookie dough
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Can't keep tiny turtles as pets either, same reason. Someone should come up with a salmonella vaccine quick.
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