Look, I understand that this isn't REALLY why people go to Davos. So I promise to pool $25k of each grift & throw an obscenely elegant party where you can all drink dom and brag to other rich people about how sore your butts are
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As a more sustainable Davos alternative I'm happy to hit you with a stick and tell you you've been a very bad rich person this year. $50k all-inclusive and guaranteed carbon neutral
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Did I say grift? Contribution, I meant. You are all truly making the world a better place and definitely not making this all about you
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a dark thing I just realized is you one hundred percent have followers who would pay for you to hit them with a stick
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dark or awesome
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You need to have a golden tier for $500k where you yell them Greta speeches as they are hit
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Greta *thwack* would be *thwack* disgusted *thwack* by you *thwack*
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It's only carbon neutral if you hold your breath while doing it
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Buy carbon offsets if you start breathing heavily !
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Does it include a “how dare you”?
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Hold on one gosh darn second...will said stick be sustainably sourced?
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