I keep reading "no I'm male" in a WWE superstar sort of way in my head.
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I'M A MAN I OPEN JARS FOR BREAKFAST *lunges* *spits*
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It's been sitting in the cupboard, silently mocking me, for months. Does that count?
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definitely counts if you've gotten to the "I'll get you one day, you bastard" stage
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You have to understand though, we're willing to just put it in a ziplock and drop it on concrete from a few floors up if we need to. We can skim out the glass later. Failure is not an option.
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If Twitter would allow a reasonable number of options I could have included "no, but I have eaten glass"
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Good tip! I use the large bottle-opener part of this style of can opener, but your way uses a more ubiquitous instrument and doesn't damage the lid as much, I'll try it next time!pic.twitter.com/yHQ0BiCwlY
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There is no shame in getting one of these: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000X6K9J8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_sbMhEbJWQP9F1 …
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