If I were super rich, my vacations would get very weird Like, I'd take off with a 3-day head start and put a massive bounty on own head for PIs & hobbyist detectives
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Honestly, couples should probably do this together before they get married. If you can't flee together you can't be together, kids
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If she's going to instagram the "super cute" shutters on the safe house in Portugal you're gonna want to know that *before* you tie the knot fam
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Wait -- you don't have go bags stashed in various locations? Pfft.
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