If you're wasting time at the end of your work day, might I suggest running inappropriate queries on the US patent database http://patft.uspto.gov/netahtml/PTO/search-bool.html …
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You will not believe what America thinks the future of the dildo looks like Nor will you want to
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The best part is the inventor is named John Pounders. Nominative determinism wins again.
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"In the first embodiment, all layers of the dildo from the distal end to proximal end are hollow, like a snorkel with two openings at each end, for the ability to breathe through." I have several questions that I don't want answers to.
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Hahaha OMG
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the patent names are just priceless
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I was about to mention how Google Patents is superior to the USPTO website, but I'm getting the spinny circle of death for all searches, even the clean ones. Or is "headphones" slang for something?
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