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    1. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 12 Dec 2019
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      I'm calling the copspic.twitter.com/oIcGBxWxqX

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    2. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 12 Dec 2019
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      Confession: is a definite noticeable moment of confusion when I hear a British child speak with a British accent. I don't know what that's about. Maybe I think all humans are born American, and a few just lapse into Britishness

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    3. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 12 Dec 2019
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      Rooms in London are expensive so I booked something more like a... sleeping hole type situation. I have mixed feelings about Past Mason's decision-making abilitypic.twitter.com/hyqAn3DGU7

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    4. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 12 Dec 2019
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      The mood lighting is just 👌 though. I am, of course, role-playing a zombie apocalypse saferoom scenariopic.twitter.com/blq0jFAZ3J

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    5. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 12 Dec 2019
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      Oh man, it is an awkward evening to be an American running around London. Just had someone shout "go home, you bastard!" at me, probably because I was wearing a hoodie with the name of a major American city printed on it...?

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    6. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 12 Dec 2019
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      I can't even vote in your country, I just wanted late-night Tesco :(

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    7. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 12 Dec 2019
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      fwiw Londoners are generally lovely. Earlier today I stepped aside with my luggage ahead of a tall flight of stairs (to check that I was headed toward the right line) & within 90 seconds a fellow passenger stopped to ask if I'd like him to carry my bags up https://twitter.com/ed_pointsman/status/1205285251141922816 …

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    8. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 12 Dec 2019
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      This has literally never happened to me in SF and if it did I would assume it was a robbery

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    9. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 12 Dec 2019
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      (Also: nasty stuff does happen to me on the street more often than for most. IMO, this is partly because I walk vs. take transit whenever feasible & partly because lone women do attract aggression from the worst people. One look at me and you know I'm not going to beat you up.)

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    10. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 12 Dec 2019
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      How dare you. I have made this hole a home https://twitter.com/cansar/status/1205288589719851008 …pic.twitter.com/DXgZrWkaa2

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      Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 12 Dec 2019
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      I even have blackout curtains and, alternatively, unobstructed views of myriad other holes. Eat your heart out, Manhattanpic.twitter.com/bP1YTEMby0

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        1. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 13 Dec 2019
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          So a couple of people are definitely having sex in their pod. I don't think I'd mind, except... they were definitely going around and looking into pods first, and I was in mine, and I guess I just have one of those faces where it's cool for me to have to listen to you fuck

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        2. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 13 Dec 2019
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          Also, after doing a godless amount of sleeping my brain has decided that the fair compromise between staying on San Francisco time and adjusting to London time is adopting Melbourne time

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        3. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 13 Dec 2019
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          Has anyone else noticed that if you show up to the bar 3-4 hours after everyone else who is there *started* drinking, you feel like you're too sober to drink?

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        4. Mason  🏃‍♂️ ✂️‏ @webdevMason 13 Dec 2019
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          "I'll never catch up to them now. I guess I might as well just go home, make tea and read something."

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        1. M M‏ @smartmuffin 12 Dec 2019
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          So you've got the pod. When do we see you eat bugs?

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        1. The End Times‏ @TheAgeofShoddy 13 Dec 2019
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          This tweet just floated past my timeline and for half a second I was gripped with fear that Porn Ban Discourse was back. I think I probably need some sleep this weekend.

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        1. Audrey‏ @auderdy 13 Dec 2019
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          You know...with just about 3000 baby shark cubes you could probably fill the whole capsule so when someone opens the door Baby Sharks pour out (!!!) and then you can ask them to help you stuff them back in before your close yourself and the 3000 baby sharks in to sleep

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        1. Jediphone‏ @Jediphone 17 Dec 2019
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          And you discovered James Bond’s secret hiding hole…

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        1. JamesonLaw‏ @JamesonHalpern 12 Dec 2019
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          Okay, where do you shower? And how do you get up and down?

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