I feel obligated to admit that this was *hysterical* to me as I wrote it, and only looking at it now do I realize that "lots of shops here sell sandwiches" is not... a joke? I really do not know where I saw a punchline there. Send help
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I even have blackout curtains and, alternatively, unobstructed views of myriad other holes. Eat your heart out, Manhattanpic.twitter.com/bP1YTEMby0
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So a couple of people are definitely having sex in their pod. I don't think I'd mind, except... they were definitely going around and looking into pods first, and I was in mine, and I guess I just have one of those faces where it's cool for me to have to listen to you fuck
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Also, after doing a godless amount of sleeping my brain has decided that the fair compromise between staying on San Francisco time and adjusting to London time is adopting Melbourne time
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Has anyone else noticed that if you show up to the bar 3-4 hours after everyone else who is there *started* drinking, you feel like you're too sober to drink?
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"I'll never catch up to them now. I guess I might as well just go home, make tea and read something."
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though. I am, of course, role-playing a zombie apocalypse saferoom scenario