One thing I like about London in particular and the UK in general is that you can buy a very cheap sandwich basically everywhere
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I have been awake for 22 hours and this tweet is the best I can do
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I feel obligated to admit that this was *hysterical* to me as I wrote it, and only looking at it now do I realize that "lots of shops here sell sandwiches" is not... a joke? I really do not know where I saw a punchline there. Send help
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Confession: is a definite noticeable moment of confusion when I hear a British child speak with a British accent. I don't know what that's about. Maybe I think all humans are born American, and a few just lapse into Britishness
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Rooms in London are expensive so I booked something more like a... sleeping hole type situation. I have mixed feelings about Past Mason's decision-making abilitypic.twitter.com/hyqAn3DGU7
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The mood lighting is just
though. I am, of course, role-playing a zombie apocalypse saferoom scenariopic.twitter.com/blq0jFAZ3J
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Oh man, it is an awkward evening to be an American running around London. Just had someone shout "go home, you bastard!" at me, probably because I was wearing a hoodie with the name of a major American city printed on it...?
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I can't even vote in your country, I just wanted late-night Tesco :(
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This is your masterpiece
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