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One thing I like about London in particular and the UK in general is that you can buy a very cheap sandwich basically everywhere
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I feel obligated to admit that this was *hysterical* to me as I wrote it, and only looking at it now do I realize that "lots of shops here sell sandwiches" is not... a joke? I really do not know where I saw a punchline there. Send help
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Confession: is a definite noticeable moment of confusion when I hear a British child speak with a British accent. I don't know what that's about. Maybe I think all humans are born American, and a few just lapse into Britishness
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Rooms in London are expensive so I booked something more like a... sleeping hole type situation. I have mixed feelings about Past Mason's decision-making abilitypic.twitter.com/hyqAn3DGU7
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The mood lighting is just
though. I am, of course, role-playing a zombie apocalypse saferoom scenariopic.twitter.com/blq0jFAZ3J
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Oh man, it is an awkward evening to be an American running around London. Just had someone shout "go home, you bastard!" at me, probably because I was wearing a hoodie with the name of a major American city printed on it...?
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I can't even vote in your country, I just wanted late-night Tesco :(
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fwiw Londoners are generally lovely. Earlier today I stepped aside with my luggage ahead of a tall flight of stairs (to check that I was headed toward the right line) & within 90 seconds a fellow passenger stopped to ask if I'd like him to carry my bags up https://twitter.com/ed_pointsman/status/1205285251141922816 …
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This has literally never happened to me in SF and if it did I would assume it was a robbery
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(Also: nasty stuff does happen to me on the street more often than for most. IMO, this is partly because I walk vs. take transit whenever feasible & partly because lone women do attract aggression from the worst people. One look at me and you know I'm not going to beat you up.)
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How dare you. I have made this hole a home https://twitter.com/cansar/status/1205288589719851008 …pic.twitter.com/DXgZrWkaa2
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I even have blackout curtains and, alternatively, unobstructed views of myriad other holes. Eat your heart out, Manhattanpic.twitter.com/bP1YTEMby0
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So a couple of people are definitely having sex in their pod. I don't think I'd mind, except... they were definitely going around and looking into pods first, and I was in mine, and I guess I just have one of those faces where it's cool for me to have to listen to you fuck
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Also, after doing a godless amount of sleeping my brain has decided that the fair compromise between staying on San Francisco time and adjusting to London time is adopting Melbourne time
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Has anyone else noticed that if you show up to the bar 3-4 hours after everyone else who is there *started* drinking, you feel like you're too sober to drink?
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"I'll never catch up to them now. I guess I might as well just go home, make tea and read something."
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