(This wasn't me. I think I'm pretty, but like... ~top 25%. I probably couldn't command $xxxx/night, at least not on looks alone)
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Actually, you know what, self-esteem and cleanse diet aside let's just pretend that I never implied to the broader internet that I'd given a lot of thought to what my price on the open sex market would bepic.twitter.com/wGLJoT4947
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It's high though
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Replying to @orthonormalist
I honestly don't know. Suitors approach me with both the conscious and apparent understanding that I will eat them alive if they don't show immediate dominance and the vague awareness that they do not understand what is happening AND HOLY SHIT IS YOUR HOUSE FULL OF MOTHS
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Replying to @webdevMason @orthonormalist
this reminds me of when a man was yelling ab the females, how they just sit, have all the power, do terrible things to the male..I was feeling offended, then he continued on ab how they sting & make honey. once I was pretty sure he was talking ab bees I didn’t feel as offended
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Replying to @auderdy @orthonormalist
Audrey, honestly, the reason I count you amongst my dearest friends is that you can listen to someone describe empirical facts about a literal swarm of bees and find arguable reason to assume they are talking shit about you
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Replying to @webdevMason @orthonormalist
HOW DO I KNoW I’M NOt A BEe??! (Also when I used to have a job where I’d have to have long marketing strategy calls I used to put on a bee costume bc I liked the idea that google’s biggest advertising clients didn’t know they were talking to a bee)
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You're not a bee, you're just a feral human who dresses herself in people-clothes most mornings and does Correct People Things because otherwise domesticated humans make frowny faces at you
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Replying to @webdevMason @orthonormalist
But I want to be a bee

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