Mason 🏃‍♂️✂️ on Twitter: "Males: under no circumstances eat or drink the last portion of a thing you did not buy AND THEN RETURN THE EMPTY BOTTLE/PACKAGE TO THE FRIDGE OR PANTRY All that time you saved not acquiring the items yourself and recycling the waste will be lost fleeing your own attempted murder"

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1. Mason ‏ @webdevMason 31 Oct 2019
  
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  I only say this because my target demo appears to be males 18-35 and as far as I can tell, this is the leading cause of severe injury and death for your peoplepic.twitter.com/IjVmXYTDGL
  
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1. Bill Hoover‏ @daHoovster 31 Oct 2019
  
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  Ahhh, the new poison dart frogs make sense, now.
  
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1. HoneyBadgerMom‏ @hunnybadgermom 31 Oct 2019
  
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  They start developing this skill as teenage boys. Having just had two leave home I can attest to this. I now know what I will see in my frig when I open it and it's glorious. And it's not an empty milk or ice cream carton.
  
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1. DogBot‏ @DogIsABot 31 Oct 2019
  
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  I feel seen
  
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1. Danielle Heskett‏ @Indianataxpros 31 Oct 2019
  
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  My sons leave empty food containers in fridge/cupboards all the time (17, 22) and I do find this so annoying! The 17-year-old is a near daily offender! My husband never does this, he hates clutter. Where do they learn this?
  
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1. two craps and a queef‏ @the_f_m 31 Oct 2019
  
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  Yeah my wife does this with a frequency that would be clinically significant.
  
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1. brrr Seitz‏ @BillSeitz 31 Oct 2019
  
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  I swear there was a drop in there, it must have evaporated.
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1. Charles DeGlopper‏ @bronzebarbarian 31 Oct 2019
  
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  Why are you assuming that being murdered isn't a time saver?
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