Scene: A B2B software company. Employee A: "Here we have a list of keywords we rank for and a list of keywords we experience high conversions with. We want to invest more on ads for high-converting poor-ranking keywords." Consultant B: "Makes sense. When?" Employee A: "6 weeks."
NETFLIX Cop: I got a list of restraining orders against domestic abusers. We can cross-reference them with your list of cops with military backgrounds Cop 2: You got a program that can do that? Cop: Nah. Coding it would take longer than good old-fashioned manpower Me: WHAT
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Consultant B: "What's the blocker?" Employee A: "Well we were looking at schedules for myself, B, and C, and we think that given other priorities we will need ~25 days of data entry to calculate the list of words to invest against." Consultant B: "This Venn diagram? *sketches*
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Unbelievable
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Well, first you gotta decide if you're gonna go SQL or schema-less, native or scripted, in-browser or just in the shell, and at some point someone has to ask, "but will it scale"...
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On the flip side: President: We have 17 minutes until the attack, what can we do? General: We can hack all of the GPS satellites and disable them, including the ones controlled by the enemy. President: Write the virus and do it.
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Honest it would be a single vlookup(if) coding it would take a minute and a half. Including conditional formatting....
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I know. I said the same thing.
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I said something similar once during a system design interview question. That company apparently values “thinking outside the box” less than what they claim.
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I mean, cops...
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