I'm shopping some other theories for this seemingly inexplicable behavior but as it stands squirrels committing cultural subterfuge is the best I've got
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If you're the sort of person who'll call me out for referring to a mixed-gender group as "you guys," I'm afraid I have no choice but to believe in my heart of hearts that you're ~60 squirrels piloting a human-shaped fleshsuit in order to take back the cities for squirrelkind
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To be frank Mason, I think we need to begin treating these people as children rather than as adults. They aren't really engaged in thoughtful activity.
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You must be a self-hating victim of the patriachy.
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Block the squirrel imposters
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On the one hand, I‘m fine with the gendered language of group plurals in English; on the other, I support the squirrel insurrection
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I took a PE swimming course in college and a student reported the instructor for saying “you guys”. The next week he started calling us his “star swimmers” while putting his hands on his knees and talking to us like we were four. Ex. “Why don’t my star swimmers get in the pool!”
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It also makes sense that squirrels would brazenly appropriate southern culture by insisting on “y’all”. Law for thee, but not for me.
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Did that happen to you?
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Is it wrong of me to point out that squirrels love human cities since we've eliminated almost all squirrel predators?
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