If just one kind soul had whispered, "we're not supposed to tell you this, but you're going to spend the rest of your life assembling these purchases," I could have been spared
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roomie: wow, looks nice, how long did that take me: about 1.5 hours roomie: roomie: how many of them did you buy me: 8 of them, daniel me: I bought 8 of thempic.twitter.com/k3BJEhlmuY
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you’ve already made a poor life choice as soon as you walked in the door
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Hiring someone to assemble all my IKEA purchases has been one of the best decisions I’ve ever made. If any of those is a dresser, God have mercy on your soul
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they are all dressers, they are all goddamn dressers
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