I've actually started a multi-step bleach & color process on myself. Jesus take the wheel
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I thank my lucky stars every morning I style my hair and apply my own makeup like some sort of goddamn lunatic and live to see another dayhttps://twitter.com/thinkprogress/status/1162846820894171136 …
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Just double-checking: you're not supposed to drink the chemicals, right? I AM UNTRAINED SEND HELP
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Guys, if I suddenly stop tweeting it's because I'm unconscious on my bathroom floor with orange hair having managed to strangle myself with hair ties and/or eat most of the applicator. It is crucially important that you not send any attractive emergency response personnel
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If a year of formal training is the absolute minimum requirement for performing this potentially deadly service for others, *why* is every big box store in the US permitted to sell these products to an unsuspecting public? I don't like to toss out words like "genocide, but
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don't mean to alarm anyone, but the first time I helped my mother color her hair, I was maybe... 10? 11? We both could have died. It's a miracle I wasn't rehomed on the spot. And by miracle, I mean "tragic lack of government oversight"
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fwiw I didn't do a perfect job — I had highlights + lowlights before, and some of them stayed a bit brassy. Roots are a slightly different tone. But I've had both better & worse results @ salons that charge >$200 to do what I did
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Soon you’ll need a license to buy shampoo
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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You're living life on the ragged edge. The next thing you will claim is that you somehow manage to cook for yourself without safety training required by government.
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Watch out for pointy things. You could poke an eye out.pic.twitter.com/zNGC9mE9xL
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