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The mental image I'm conjuring of bored Antifa waiting around in make-believe riot gear for The Bad Guys to arrive by school bus is almost as good as the image of some middle aged white guy tired of being everyone's least favorite person at Thanksgiving asking "are we there yet?"https://twitter.com/micsolana/status/1162774389357572097 …
To all appearances, the problem Portland Antifa solved is that they didn't have *enough* far-right political hobbiests. Their brilliant and nuanced strategy of throwing stuff + punching people seems to have ensured that a constant supply will be bused in for them
Tragically, at times these valliant warriors were foiled by the undoubtedly corrupt cops who apparently tried, with some success, to turn a Righteous And Super Real War into two separate activism-themed fun runspic.twitter.com/IikjnmPbT9
If the fascist police are actually getting more effective with their devious plans to force everyone in Portland to keep their hands to themselves, I worry that without enough Nazis to go around, the slower, littler Antifa aren't getting a chance to bravely assault anyone
While I'm hesitant to say that this is the *best* use of law enforcement resources, I'm not sure leading these people in circles around the city on a nice day is the *worst* thing. To be frank, most of them look like they could use the exercise
If Portland just regularly paid a distance runner to put on a MAGA hat and run figure-eights through scenic parts of town, it might well be one of the most cost-effective public health initiatives of all time
We should a third group. The Activated Audience. Portable stadium stands, cheerleaders and fluffy mascots. Maybe judges table with large score cards. And vendors. "Vegan Hot Dawgs here. Organic beer. Getcha some" they bark. Big fingers and pom poms and play by play announcers.
maybe find a way to mash this up with pokemon go
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